Just took one of those online tests. This one is meant to reveal your inner rocker. As in rock star, not the furniture.
My niece pointed it out to me. She was revealed to be none other than Courtney Love! Which I found kind of silly, since my niece is the most intelligent, mild-mannered and calmly firm ideologist you'll ever meet. A far cry from the loud-mouthed, stupid-acting bimbo that this Love person at least appears to be.
So I turned out to be Chris Isaac.
Which kind of proves my point.
I don't actually hate Chris Isaac. I just think he's lame. And before you all go off saying "Well, we all think we're lame", let me add that he is not like me. At all. Basta!