We felt the baby move for the first time today.

Well, my wife did. She came running to me "Feel here, feel here" and put my hand on her stomach. But nothing. I guess it got scared from all the commotion. "Wait a minute, where is she running? I should maybe just stay still for now."

I continue to stay convinced that Alien was written by a woman. A pregnant woman. Remember that scene when something was visibly crawling around inside John Hurt, and then burst out of his stomach?

Exactly.