The words of the Idiot-in-Chief qualify as 'mundane enough', I think.
Just found this amazing quote on a blog that I just stumbled upon, and like:
"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
And that is a direct quote. Really. It is from a speech he gave not even three weeks ago. Just see for yourself: From the horses mouth.
This guy has a flair for irony. Probably without having the slightest idea that he does. And this nation is about to elect him.