Monday, November 24, 2003

I am getting old.


This is not because my back is killing me. From biking like an idiot yesterday. Neither does the fact that I have almost no hair anymore, at all, figure into this revelation.

However. I did figure out the other day that I am losing my hearing. On the right ear. That might have something to do with this.

No. Mainly, it is Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. I mean, I used to find this stuff funny. Beavis and Butthead were funny. Sort of. South Park was hilarious. Still is, probably (I don't have a TV, remember?). And I want to think that this guy is funny, too. It's just... Nothing is happening. I try and I try...

Is this what impotence feels like? That's probably next...