My daughter is quite possibly the laziest infant in history.
I used to own a cat. It was so lazy that you could dress it up like a Swiss yodeler and yodel to it all day long, without it waking up (don't ask).
Now I have a daughter, and she likes to sleep. Sleep, sleep, sleep. Every now and then, she'll wake up and want some milk, and then go back to sleep. Kind of like the cat, actually.
I can already hear some of you going "You don't know how lucky you are", and "She'll wake up soon enough, and then you'll wish she was still sleeping", and even "Just you wait!". I'm sure you're all quite correct, but I want to play with her. Now!