Wednesday, November 3, 2004
I just love this guy.
Jon Stewart, on C-SPAN!
What more can I say?
Actually, then check out his Hitler/Larry King scetch, if you haven't seen it / read it already.
Jon Stewart, on C-SPAN!
What more can I say?
Actually, then check out his Hitler/Larry King scetch, if you haven't seen it / read it already.
Tuesday, November 2, 2004
The test has begun.
And if this idiot gets re-elected, there will be no more excuses. Not that you need it, America, because you are an empire now. You are no longer a reality-based community. It is outdated to ask for permission, or listen to other opinions. You should act decisively, without hesitation. You must be guided by an unwavering conviction, whether or not it happens to be grounded in any reason, truth, or facts. Firmness over thought, toughness over sanity. Almost makes you want to say 'Arbeit macht frei'. Absolute power really does corrupt absolutely.
Oh, and for you nincompoops who have been yapping about how the newest videotape by that deranged madman, bin Laden, shows that we need Bush, the strong Commander-in-Chief, hunting him down, let me refresh your selective memory a bit.
So vote. If you can, and haven't already. Take the test.
And don't flunk it.
And if this idiot gets re-elected, there will be no more excuses. Not that you need it, America, because you are an empire now. You are no longer a reality-based community. It is outdated to ask for permission, or listen to other opinions. You should act decisively, without hesitation. You must be guided by an unwavering conviction, whether or not it happens to be grounded in any reason, truth, or facts. Firmness over thought, toughness over sanity. Almost makes you want to say 'Arbeit macht frei'. Absolute power really does corrupt absolutely.
Oh, and for you nincompoops who have been yapping about how the newest videotape by that deranged madman, bin Laden, shows that we need Bush, the strong Commander-in-Chief, hunting him down, let me refresh your selective memory a bit.
So vote. If you can, and haven't already. Take the test.
And don't flunk it.
Monday, October 25, 2004
Is there a better way to start the week than to read about justices trying to determine if a cow is a motor vehicle?
I think not.
I think not.
Saturday, October 23, 2004
Unbelievably good, and just unbelievable. I mean, just the volume of it. And they're all quotes!
*shudder*
Come on America, wake up!
*shudder*
Come on America, wake up!
Friday, October 22, 2004
hair6.jpg
I just could not bring myself to cutting my little girl's hair for the first time in her life.
Which was kind of creating a problem.
Her hair has taken to growing pretty fast now...
...and she could hardly see anything anymore.
"So when are you going to do something about it?"
Well, a few tears (mine) and few snips later...
...a new girl! The bangers are a little wavy, but hey, she was moving a lot while I was doing this, and this was my first time. So there!
"Hmmm...where can I find a musical instrument to express my joy with in celebration of getting my eyesigt again?"
Toot-ti-toot-ti-tooooooot.
Playing on a comb. Fun.
Which was kind of creating a problem.
Her hair has taken to growing pretty fast now...
...and she could hardly see anything anymore.
"So when are you going to do something about it?"
Well, a few tears (mine) and few snips later...
...a new girl! The bangers are a little wavy, but hey, she was moving a lot while I was doing this, and this was my first time. So there!
"Hmmm...where can I find a musical instrument to express my joy with in celebration of getting my eyesigt again?"
Toot-ti-toot-ti-tooooooot.
Playing on a comb. Fun.
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